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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}

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{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}

{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}

{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}

{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}

{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}

{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}

{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}

{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}

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